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Would you do me the honour of being best man at my wedding. If in your speech you could enlighten everyone with the full technical details of your outstanding tax planning ideas, I’m sure it’d be the best wedding ever.
A. Groom
If only I’d had you as my accountant when I had my spot of bother with the taxman
K. Dodd
In recognition of all that you’ve done for me, I’m in the process of changing my name to the same as that of your senior partner.
B. Burtimer
Everyone who works for you is so friendly as well as good looking. The wife often spends a lot of time parked outside your offices just in the hope of catching sight of some of your outstanding people.
J. Smithers
If I had a choice of playing for England or have you look after my tax affairs, you’d come first every time.
D. Beckham
Your tax staff are outstanding. Since starting my tiddly winks manufacturing empire last week, I’ve received a tax rebate every day.
D. Jones
My bank manager said that because I’m using you he’s happy to lend me £1 million unsecured and not to worry if I have any difficulties repaying it.
A. Baines
I think your service is so outstanding, if you want to bill me in advance for the next 10 years work, Id be more than happy to pay.